Im Dennis. Live in Phoenix, AZ
Im eighteen years young.
Bisexual and proud :)
Love tattoos and piercings.
Ive recently started to rave and love it!
Like to go smoke hookah with the buds.
I party hard, like really hard :)
Love to be out with friends, love being with family.
Im not the average person, as i do not conform to standards.
I would love to go into photo journalism.
Maybe start my own photography business some day :)
Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made
Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.
(Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks, via padmila)
hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is v great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.
Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.
Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.
The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.
you say that like you couldnt actually kill someone with a farming scythe which im willin to bet a lot of money that ur wrong
((Medieval glitter xD))
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
Im here at walmart does anybody want anything
i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
sadly there are also plenty of women who still think they pee out of their vagina
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